return my video game
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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