He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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