so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just cut my nipple shaving
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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