Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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