But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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