Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Randomize