She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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