whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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