I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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