Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize