marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
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