so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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