I need help removing her.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Randomize
