you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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