I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I will be naked everywhere
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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