Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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