spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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