i just google imaged poop.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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