If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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