He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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