as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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