I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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