I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Randomize
