the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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