you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
Randomize