I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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