Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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