Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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