Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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