So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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