She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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