Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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