Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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