no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I want to be your penis for a week.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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