i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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