Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
