Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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