There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Just high enough for therapy.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize