You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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