There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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