i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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