I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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