Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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