He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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