Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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