And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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