Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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