well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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