ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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