If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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