Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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