I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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