just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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